Collection: 18+ Coasters
18+ Coasters – For Those Who Like Their Banter Served Strong
Not for the faint of heart — our 18+ coaster collection brings a healthy dose of sass, sarcasm, and swear words to your coffee table. Whether it’s a brutally honest quote, a rude joke, or a profanity-laced truth bomb, these coasters are here to keep your surfaces safe and your guests laughing (or mildly offended).
Laser engraved on high-quality slate, wood, or cork, each one is made to order and guaranteed to add character to your kitchen, home bar, or man cave.
Perfect for:
Mates who don’t take life too seriously
Housewarmings with a side of humour
Secret Santa gifts (for the right crowd)
People who appreciate the art of a well-placed swear word
⚠️ Just a Heads Up:
These coasters are not safe for kids or grannies (unless your granny swears like a sailor — in which case, we love her).
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Coffee! Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Slate Coaster
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Live Laugh Toaster Bath Slate Coaster
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“Don’t Worry, No-one Else Has Their Sh*t Together Either” Slate Coaster
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"F*ck This. I'm Having a Cuppa" Slate Coaster
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"Life’s too short. Don’t be a c*nt!" Slate Coaster
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"I Survived Another F*ing Day" Slate Coaster
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