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"Life’s too short. Don’t be a c*nt!" Slate Coaster

"Life’s too short. Don’t be a c*nt!" Slate Coaster

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Tired of sugarcoating? So are we. This rugged slate coaster says what we’re all thinking — “Life’s too short. Don’t be a cnt!”

Crafted from natural slate with a rustic edge, this coaster isn’t just for holding drinks — it’s for holding people accountable. Whether it’s for your home, office, man cave, or as a brutally honest gift, this little square of truth makes a loud (and hilarious) statement.

Perfect for those who love edgy humour and straight talk — or need a gentle reminder to behave.

Material: Made from high-quality, natural slate

Size: Approx. 10cm x 10cm x 1 cm

Design: Laser-engraved lettering for a sharp, permanent finish

Unique Finish: Each coaster has its own natural texture and rustic edges

Ideal For: Birthday gifts, housewarmings, office banter, or just keeping it real

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