When life gets too real, there's only one solution—tea (or coffee). This bold and cheeky slate coaster featuring the quote "Fck This. I'm Having a Cuppa"* is the ultimate expression of caffeine-fuelled defiance. Crafted from genuine black slate and laser-engraved for long-lasting sass, it's perfect for your desk, kitchen, or as a gift for anyone who knows the power of a good brew and a well-timed swear.
Material: Premium natural slate
Design: Crisp laser engraving with bold, unapologetic text
Size: Approx. 10 cm x 10 cm x 1cm
Non-slip feet: Protects surfaces and stays put
Perfect for: Tea addicts, office rebels, sarcastic friends, or as a hilarious gift
Keep calm? Nah. Just pop the kettle on and let this coaster speak for you.
